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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

Jun 10, 2025; Ashburn, VA, USA; Washington Commanders offensive tackle Laremy Tunsil (78) stands on the field on day one of minicamp at Commanders Park.

Eagles Commies Suffer a Big Injury Loss After a 2025 Season Defined by Injury Losses

• Aug 10th, 2026

Aug 7, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies Chase Utley waves to fans during a ceremony to induct him into the teams Wall of Fame before a game against the Toronto Blue Jays at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies Who’s This Guy on Chase Utley’s Wall of Fame Plaque? Surely it’s Not Chase Utley

• Aug 10th, 2026

Sixers The Annual “Ben Simmons is Finally Healthy and Ready For His Comeback” Reports are Dropping

• Aug 10th, 2026

Apr 11, 2025; Sacramento, California, USA; Los Angeles Clippers guard Ben Simmons (25) during the third quarter against the Sacramento Kings at Golden 1 Center.

Trending Great News: Pretty Sure Matvei Michkov Recently Saw the Michael Jackson Movie in the Same Theater He Saw Minions In

• Aug 7th, 2026

Apr 2, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers right wing Matvei Michkov (39) controls the puck against the Detroit Red Wings in the third period at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Eagles Hell Yeah: Lane Johnson Was Back at Camp Today After Missing a Week For Personal Reasons

• Aug 7th, 2026

Jun 10, 2026; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles offensive tackle Lane Johnson (65) stretches during minicamp at Jefferson Health Training Complex.

May 14, 2015; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Chase Utley (26) fields a ground ball for an out against the Pittsburgh Pirates at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies The Phillies are Selling Tons of Chase Utley-Themed Merch to Celebrate His Wall of Fame Induction

• Aug 7th, 2026

Phillies Luis Arraez Adds to His Phillies Legend by Leaping Over the Tag at Home Plate, Running Right to the Dugout

• Aug 7th, 2026

Aug 6, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Luis Arraez (4) celebrates his RBI double during the first inning against the Washington Nationals at Citizens Bank Park.

Sixers Really Been Enjoying the Fallout of Kevin Durant Comparing LeBron James Joining the Sixers to KD Joining the Warriors

• Aug 6th, 2026

Apr 21, 2026; Los Angeles, California, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) defends Houston Rockets forward Kevin Durant (7) in the first half of game two of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs against the Houston Rockets at Crypto.com Arena.

Sixers Hopefully the Reporting is Wrong, and the Sixers Do Not Bring Back the Ben Simmons Cream Jerseys

• Aug 6th, 2026

Apr 8, 2018; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Ben Simmons (25) dribbles against the Dallas Mavericks at Wells Fargo Center.

Sixers Very Good News: Joel Embiid is Skinny Now

• Aug 6th, 2026

May 10, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) looks on against the New York Knicks in the second quarter during game four of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

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