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Matt Schultz
Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com
Sixers
Before His Appendectomy, Joel Embiid Went to the Hospital Because he Couldn’t Poop, and That’s the Problem
Eagles
Mike Vrabel, A.J. Brown’s Maybe-Soon-to-be Coach, Skipping a Draft Day For Counseling as More Dianna Russini Photos Surface