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Matt Schultz
Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com
Phillies
The Phillies Whooped San Diego So Badly That Manny Machado Told the Media the Padres are Playing “Like Dog Shit”
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Heart Goes Out to a Guy Who Learned that Amazon Won’t Ship a Bow and Arrows to His Philly Address
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NBA is Investigating After Courtside Fans Allegedly “Directed Vulgar Profane Flopping Remarks” Toward Jalen Brunson
Flyers
This Incredible Broadcaster-less Clip From Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals Shows That We May Not Need Broadcasters