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“EatDatPussy” Teeters on the Edge of Crazy Following Another Eagles Boner Jam
By Kyle Scott
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The Pussy released two videos last night– one during the game, one post-game. As usual, I thought about writing a comprehensive game recap in which I explore how Jeffrey Lurie, Andy Reid and their uncompromising stubbornness have ruined football in the city of Philadelphia… but then I just decided to let a man named after a sex act call a bunch of people the n-word.
In his first video, These Muthafuckaz Suck, EDP takes a emotional journey to the edge of sanity. Beads of sweat on his dark skin punctuate his frustration.
In the post-game summation, Fire Every Trick-Ass Bitch On This Weak Ass Team 28-13, EDP wants heads. He wants them on sticks. Also, a plea to lick his ass.
Give them a watch, after the jump.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.