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John Bolaris Would Really Like to Sell Carson Wentz a House
By Jim Adair
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Note: Kyle got called in on Dad duty today, so there’ll be no Monday Morning Roundup.
John Bolaris sells real estate now. According to is Twitter bio, he’s the “Sr VP Sports/Entertainment/Black Label Service” – apparently a real title – at The Condo Shop in Center City. If you follow him on Twitter, you’ve likely seen his sales strategy:
@kanyewest Contact BOLARIS@THECONDOSHOPS.COM selling once GATSBY ESTATE 14 ACRES WATERFRONT pic.twitter.com/emF96hHx1k
— JOHN BOLARIS (@JohnBolaris) September 12, 2015
I have no idea how often that strategy works (gonna go ahead and assume never), but that didn’t stop him from trying the same thing on Carson Wentz.
One thing is for sure: If J-Bo wants to sell you a house, he’ll work hard all night sending a handful of tweets to get it done for you.
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.