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Video: “EatDatPussy” Breaks Down The Eagles Game
By Kyle Scott
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EatDatPussy445, our favorite YouTuber, returns for another year of intelligent Eagles commentary. And really, no analyst could do it better. He make sense like R. Diddy but talks like P. Diddy. Perfect.
Some excerpts:
How, in the fuck, do you throw four picks against the Cleveland Browns, ni$$a?
Shout-out to Juan Castillo. And I ain’t gonna lie, I was fucking criticizing the shit out of him yesterday, dog. I was sitting up there saying, ni$$a, our defense was gonna suck ass, ni$$a, and the offense was gonna have to pick us up. Ohhhh shit. Have you all see this game, man? That shit was totally reversed, ni$$a! The defense was fucking killin’. Offense sucks fucking ass, dude.
Marty Mornhinweg, whoever the fuck is calling those plays on the offensive side of the ball, how the fuck do you have a fucking monster that is LeSean McCoy, how do you have a fucking monster like that, a beast, even though he fumbled early on up in the game… how the fuck do you only run the ball 16 times?
Motherfucker, we barely beat the Cleveland Browns, what makes you think, ni$$a, we gonna be the fucking Ravens?
King Dunlap, who I think is a fucking bum, by the way.
Hop it for the video. This might be his best work yet.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.