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Fat Mets Fan Is Upset He Missed Opening Day
By Kyle Scott
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Baseball season is here and that means Mets fans are fat and disgusting.
This particularly chubby fellow was upset at NJ Transit yesterday – really, I’d consider it a good day on NJ Transit if you don’t contract HIV or full-blown AIDs before, during or after your trip – for not getting him to the Mets opener on time. Let’s watch as Newman here slowly unravels:
https://twitter.com/SInow/status/849056789861683202
Yeah, sure, maybe he missed the Mets 6-0 win over the Braves, but he presumably didn’t get AIDs. And the hot dogs are better in Midtown anyway. So I’d consider those things an overall win for this guy.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.