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Are these Philly Sisters, Competing on The Bachelor, Our Only Hope at a Championship this Year?

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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Bachelor talk? Bachelor talk. It’s Friday before the holidays. I’m checked out and you’re checked out. So lets talk about some Bachelor.

Did you know two sisters from Philly are competing against each other for the heart of a tennis pro from Collegeville? Of course you didn’t! Not if you read this site. Honestly ABC should’ve just filmed this down the shore and had the sisters compete for the guy’s heart all summer at the OD. Save the millions of dollars they’re about to shell out on production.

The two sisters are Lauren and Allison Hollinger, a registered nurse and realtor both from Philly. “From Philly” means 30 minutes outside the city in whichever way – like most of us are:

But these aren’t the only Philly women in the competition. Here comes Lanie Latsios, also a realtor and Temple Owl:

Lanie is tired of situationships, according to her contestant profile.* So what do you do when you’re tired of meeting guys at Xfinity Live? Throw 32 girls into the mix all vying for one guy’s attention!

How about the producers stacking the deck with a bunch of Philly talent, huh? We can’t lose with 9% of the contestants being from the area and competing for the attention of a guy from the Philly area. Right? The Eagles are cooked, the Dodgers just signed two players for a billion dollars, the Sixers still need to prove they can make it to the conference finals before we can even talk about a championship run, and the Flyers are punching above their weight class right now. 2024 most likely is going to end the way most end in this city, unfortunately. Without a championship. These two sisters and Lanie are our only hope. You’re looking for “love,” we’re looking to hang the banner. Outwit. Outlast. Outplay.

P.S. My money is on Lauren. She’s a natural on camera (around 10 seconds in):

Kinkead: her profile also says she’s looking for a man who is “emotionally available and mature.” that man doesn’t exist

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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