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10 Possible Gigs for the Pep Band After their Eagles Dismissal

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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You’ve probably seen the story of the Eagles Pep Band being let go by the team. Eyewitness News* reported it first, saying this, in part:

The Eagles Pep Band, which has been with the team for 28 seasons, is being “let go,” a member of the group told CBS News Philadelphia (sic) on Wednesday. A team source confirmed the news. 

An Eagles team source said that the on-field entertainment is “evolving.” The team thanked the Pep Band for their years of service with the organization. The Eagles didn’t provide any specifics in their plans for on-field entertainment heading into the 2025 season. 

These guys performed at Eagles home games but also did the local circuit of TV news, fundraisers, weddings, and corporate joints. They started back in 1996 and transformed the fight song into the version you know today.

It seemed like the majority of the fan response skewed negative. A small sampling:

Philly loves tradition, and does not respond very well to change, as you know. If you’re gonna do away with tradition, right or wrong, fair or not, you should probably have an explanation for it, yeah? This was one of those things that would have benefited from a short public statement. Maybe one is to come, and nothing crazy, but a checking of the emotional intelligence box. We’ll have to see what the evolution of this on-field entertainment looks like in 2025 before passing judgment on whatever directional shift this is going in.

At least the Pep Band was unique in a world of sanitized copycat stadium entertainment, which typically features some doofus hype man yelling into a microphone while DJ cornball blasts Seven Nation Army over the loudspeakers for the umpteenth time. Enough with Seven Nation Army. It makes me want to crawl out my skin when I hear it coming out of the Lincoln Financial Field speakers.

The good thing is that the Pep Band can continue to play gigs wherever they want. Here are 10 upcoming possibilities:

  1. opening for Fuzzy Bunny Slippers and Love Seed Mama Jump at Egypt Nightclub
  2. a co-headlining slot with Alice in Chains at the WMMRBQ
  3. replacing Pig Destroyer at the Decibel Metal and Beer Fest
  4. playing shitty Springsteen covers in Asbury Park
  5. taking your mom’s request for “Uptown Funk” at the next wedding full of white people who can’t dance
  6. house band for season two of Jason Kelce’s late night show at Union Transfer
  7. collaborating on a split LP with the Insane Clown Posse (shout out to all the juggaloes and juggalettes out there, whoop whoop!)
  8. 4pm Wednesday acoustic guitar gig at the Carousel in Sea Isle
  9. joining the Philly Elmo drumline
  10. moving to Kensington to work with Skrilla on his next “rap” album

Let’s get the Pep Band booked up over the summer. For real. They seem like genuinely good dudes and they have really interesting backgrounds. The one guy, “Skull,” is a Vietnam vet and has a bunch of tattoos, so he’s definitely into Sabbath and Deep Purple. You can read their bios on the Birds’ official site. All of the info is still up there, as is the request appearance form.

*As we’ve stated before, the name of this outlet is Eyewitness News. The Crossing Broad staff has been informed that if they write or say “CBS News Philadelphia,” they will be fired, or worse, forced to listen to the Lumineers while being waterboarded. HO! HEY!

Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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