Eagles

A.J. Brown Tells Micah Parsons and the Cowboys to “Get Ready For This Shit”

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Jun 6th, 2022 · 4:16 PM EDT

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DeVonta Smith had his charity softball game this weekend with guests A.J. Brown, Jalen Hurts, Avonte Maddox, Patrick Surtain II, Darius Slay, and Micah Parsons, among others.

During pregame, Brown had a message for Parsons and the Dallas Cowboys:

“Tell Micah Parsons he can get ready for this shit” – AJ Brown on the NFC East (via tt/rightbetsports) pic.twitter.com/qU54ubPisv

— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) June 5, 2022

That’s how you immediately acclimate to the city of Philadelphia. Call out the Defensive ROY and captain of the opposing squad while basically guaranteeing Eagles division supremacy for the future. If A.J. Brown could’ve mixed in something about Commie Carson Wentz being on his third team in two years they would’ve built him a statue outside of Xfinity. Not only can this guy talk shit, but he’s our best hope to be the first Eagle since 2014 to have more than 1,000 yards receiving. This random guy I met at SIPS was just throwing bold prediction after another:

@kylepagancb

AJ Brown 1200+ yards? 👍 or 👎 #philadelphiaeagles #flyeaglesfly #gobirds #jalenhurts #ajbrown #eagles #nfl #fyp #philly #eaglesfootball #eaglesfan

♬ original sound – Kyle Pagan

And if you didn’t think it could’ve gone any better, Jalen Hurts walked it off with an absolute moonshot piss missile cock shot to beat Parsons’ team:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cebl63HDJRo/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=79318316-b5da-48d5-92ec-3ac87e6bff56