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Abdul Carter is Going to be A PROBLEM if He’s Allowed to Jump Offside All Season
By Kyle Pagan
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Abdul Carter might be the greatest defensive end in NFL history if he’s allowed to jump offside his entire career:
“Offsides. Defense #51. Five yard penalty results in a first down!”
Oh Kyle, you’re just being a hater! Oh am I?
This guy has a step-and-a-half on the tight end before the ball is even snapped! Poor #89 is going to get roasted in film because the franchise cornerstone was allowed to go early with no repercussion. And listen, I don’t blame Giants fans for getting excited and posting this stuff. They’re latching onto anything they can. I remember back in 2012 when I was just like you. A decade of dumpster diving and you’ll find hope in whatever you can. So enjoy this because the Giants are still first in the division for now. Who knows, if a meteor hits Earth and wipes out NovaCare, Oxnard, CA, and Ashburn, VA I think the Giants have a really good shot of winning the NFC East for the first time since 2011. I’ll even reason with you. I’m nervous about Abdul Carter. I’ve seen the spin-move. It’s quick! It looks dominant against the offensive line and everyone knows the Giants O-Line is the gold standard. And Malik Nabers is right, Carter is going to give guys hell this year, especially if the rules don’t apply to him:
Not even 5x All-Pro Lane Johnson will have a shot at blocking him if he’s allowed to cheat. But good news for Giants fans, Carter has the chance to still become the next Micah Parsons even if he has to play by the rules:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com