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Accountability: The Eagles Super Bowl Hype Video Stinks

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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Photo: @Eagles on Twitter

I’m not trying to be negative 26 hours before the Super Bowl, but everyone needs to be held accountable and I mean everyone. This hype video stinks. Bradley Cooper is sleepwalking through this. If you’re underneath this video in the comments saying you’re about to run through a wall than you better make sure all the plaster is removed and it’s just that pink itchy stuff left because I couldn’t even run through a wet paper bag after listening to this:

I can’t be falling asleep 20 seconds into your hype video. Where is the excitement? Where is the pomp? Where is the Dawg Mentality? You can’t be making worse hype videos than some guy in his mom’s basement with only CapCut. Just can’t happen. Everyone in that organization has to look themselves in the face and understand that they have a job to do. No cutting corners. No missing assignments. IT’S THE SUPER BOWL! This entire fanbase is on pins and needles, grinding their teeth, nervously pacing trying to keep busy until kickoff tomorrow. And you come up with that? I’m sorry, but that is not Super Bowl quality. Especially from a social team that consistently knocks it out of the park. This is The Hangover III of hype videos.

Watch the one Bradley Cooper narrated two years ago and tell me I’m wrong:

Better script, better production, better visuals, and better background music.

Now maybe this is some kind of reverse jinx like the Philadelphia School District Superintendent was trying to pull not offering a delay on Monday because the Eagles lost the last time he did. Maybe Coop knows if he mails it in this time the Eagles will win. I hope that’s the case.

I’m using my favorite hype video as a palate cleanser to get the taste out of my mouth of whatever that was the Eagles released:

Here are some more:

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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