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“All They Asses Gotta Go,” Says Michael Irvin of Dallas Cowboys

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Jan 15th, 2024 · 10:04 AM EST

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I am so hurt and I am so pissed!!!! ⁦@dallascowboys⁩ fans #cowboysnation you deserve better. I had to cut this down to make it fit!!!! pic.twitter.com/AexLsONmfJ

— Michael Irvin (@michaelirvin88) January 15, 2024

“Every damn where, all across this country, all across the league, they stood up to defend their city and defend their team, except in the city that deserved it the most. Except the team that’s most recognizable and deserved it the most. What do you do? When all you have don’t understand what they have (???). When I got here, I understood the men before me. They built the Dallas Cowboys. They made this America’s team. They put a championship on the table before I got here. My job, while I was here, is to MATCH what they have done, because they built it – they HANDED it to me. Put my damn championship on the table. THAT’S ALL WE ASK. PUT YOUR DAMN CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE TABLE. AND YOU COULDN’T DO IT. ALL THEY ASSES GOTTA GO.”

I love it. I can’t get enough of it. Green Bay throttling Dallas changed my entire weekend. On Sunday morning it was cold and gray and dreary and my kids were being annoying. I had zero juice for the Birds. Now I am rejuvenated and feeling confident in Jalen Hurts and the boys. A Cowboy loss is a panacea for the nation. A communal experience for a fractured America. Nothing else can bring us together.

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!