Eagles

Another Draft, Another Year of Micah Parsons Annoyed at the Eagles’ Fortune

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Apr 26th, 2024 · 9:43 AM EDT

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I love that Micah Parsons does these drafts every year so we can see in real-time how a Dallas Cowboys player reacts when they remember there are competent GMs out there. We had it last year with Jalen Carter and now we got to watch it when Howie took Quinyon Mitchell – Micah’s favorite defensive player in the draft:

Micah Parsons "utterly disgusted" by the Eagles drafting CB Quinyon Mitchell 😭 pic.twitter.com/MygE3R07BP

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 26, 2024

It’s even better that Adam Lefkoe is a Birds fan that really enjoys rubbing it in.

Lefkoe trolled the Cowboys players and Eagles fans took care of trolling Cowboys fans. I think they call this synergy:

pic.twitter.com/tMUdPNpKhE

— Devan Kaney (@Devan_Kaney) April 26, 2024

Micah knows he only has to say the word and Howie will make his dreams come true, right?

Howie Roseman has a chance to do the funniest thing ever https://t.co/znAWAthGES pic.twitter.com/WquxUWHdmV

— Kyle Pagan (@CBKylePagan) April 8, 2024

For anyone worried that Mitchell is from a small school like Toledo just know that he was the #1 transfer on Nick Saban’s board last year. So it’s basically like we got an Alabama corner after all:

Quinyon Mitchell spoke with John Clark after the Eagles selected him 22nd overall and we learned some things about the young cornerback from Toledo. pic.twitter.com/h48jvogeCw

— NBC Sports Philadelphia (@NBCSPhilly) April 26, 2024

Nick Sirianni loved the pick too. The cameras caught him getting a handful of Howie:

Coach Sirianni loves the pick 👋 pic.twitter.com/qafqISo7OB

— WIP Morning Show (@WIPMorningShow) April 26, 2024

Butt slaps and nut taps. We’ll always remember April 25th, 2024:

Offensive on Embiid here pic.twitter.com/VtLytnJgLt

— Oh No He Didn't (@ohnohedidnt24) April 26, 2024

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— Bob Wankel (@Bob_Wankel) April 25, 2024