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Are Eagles Fans Worried About Saquon Barkley and the Madden Curse?
By Kyle Pagan
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We went down to Steakquon’s to see if Eagles fans were worried about the Madden Curse and met a bunch of Birds and even Giants supporters that drove all the way from New York to see what their old fling was up to. Talk about embarrassing:
Could you imagine if your ex-girlfriend broke up with you and got ridiculously hot, started banging an A-List celebrity, and then designed her own brand which netted her a billion dollars? That’s what it has to be like for Giants fans to watch Saquon just take the ride of his life in the last year. It couldn’t have happened to better people. The funniest thing about New Yorkers is they can’t go two seconds without thinking about Joel Embiid.
Like these guys who started chirping after I walked away:
Why would I talk about Joel Embiid when we’re making a Saquon/Madden video at a cheesesteak place with Eagles stuff everywhere? I didn’t even bring up Embiid. These New Yorkers can’t even enjoy their first Conference Finals berth this millennium because they’re too busy worrying about Joel Embiid. It’s sad, really. I kind of feel bad for them. Embiid pulling Mitchell Robinson’s ankle was the worst thing that’s ever happened to that city.
AI is going to chew this poor guy up and spit him out:
We are so cooked as a society. All his buddies on the job site thought people were sharing AI for the last 24 hours. Have people in the trades never heard of branding?
This guy looked at his cheesesteak bag like it was an MJ rookie card. I need to see his man cave:
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Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com