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Cam Skattebo Doesn’t Get Why People Chirp Him With “Go Birds” in Public
By Kyle Pagan
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Cam Skattebo up to his latest offseason shenanigans: hanging out with streamers in the mall and getting chirped by Eagles fans:
“If you see me in public and you say “Go Birds” it makes no sense.”
What is he talking about? I think that “Go Birds” might’ve legitimately broke his brain. This guys streaming and he doesn’t know what trolling is? I’m old as fuck in Internet years and I understand what trolling is. Have the hits to the head already developed side effects? If anything this just opened up the floodgates for more “Go Birds” to be shouted his way. From sea to shining sea it’ll be a “Go Birds” Manifest Destiny for Eagles fans. We have to “Go Birds” Cam Skattebo until he ends up on the Birds:
How long until Skatt quits the NFL and does streaming full time? 26? Does he make it to 28? He obviously loves the spotlight. He’s like a Gen Z Johnny Manziel. Instead of booze, drugs, and frequent trips to Vegas during the season he’s getting into shoving matches with WWE wrestlers on a surgically repaired ankle and chugging energy drinks for his 1,000th subscriber:
I know Giants fans love watching their star running back messing around with streamers, eating tacos, and slamming energy drinks. Definitely part of the rehab plan. Skattebo is gonna be on the stream looking like White Goodman by summer:
And if you don’t like that Giants fans you can unfollow:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com