Eagles

Challenging a Guy in a “Got High. Got Drunk. Got Tasered.” Shirt to a Chug-Off Isn’t Typically Good for Business

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Jan 8th, 2023 · 3:28 PM EST

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You see this guy, walk the other way:

My man took the young buck to school. pic.twitter.com/jWT6jFU1oU

— EROCK (@EROCK_Eagles) January 8, 2023

He’s the greatest entrepreneur in Philadelphia. Every home game he puts on his favorite “Got Drunk. Got High. Got Tasered.” apparel depending on the weather, hikes it down to the Linc, and challenges anyone who is man enough to a chug-off. Everyone has a story about this guy. No one needs the Eagles to clinch the #1 seed more than him. Rumors are he’s had the same Andrew Jackson in his pocket for 15+ years because he’s never lost. You think you almost had him until you watch the tape and realize you were never even in the race. You’re just another notch in the belt:

I almost beat him last year pic.twitter.com/x34hG5Yc7Q

— tyler heckler (@TyHeck69) January 8, 2023

He’s got the greatest grift going and good for him. The craziest part is he’s got a gluten allergy.