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Commies Fan Blows into Car DUI Device Mid-Sports Radio Call
By Kyle Pagan
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I don’t ever want to hear how Eagles fans are scumbags when we have Commies fans blowing into a court ordered blow-and-go live on the radio:
God I hate the absolute heater that the Commies and their fans are on. That dude rules. Not the DUI part, but the fact that he was mid-Marshon Lattimore point and still completed his probation duties is the stuff of legends.
It’s like that Eagles fan who got into a car accident on WIP a couple years back, but still had time to rip Ben Simmons:
What a football guy.
What a run the Commies have been on. Good organizational structure, a QB that looks like he’ll be a franchise cornerstone, NFC Championship appearance for the first time in 30 years, and now they’re getting the NFL Draft and a new stadium. Could you imagine how annoying that all would be if we weren’t handed this jabroni on a silver platter?
Sure the 55-23 beatdown was enough, but the best part is we have video evidence of this guy’s heart breaking in two:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com