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Commies Hire Dan Quinn to Continue Impressive Run of Mediocrity
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The Commies hired a new coach:
From Dallas to D.C.: the Commanders are hiring Cowboys defensive coordinator Dan Quinn as their head coach, per league sources.
Quinn and Commanders’ GM Adam Peters are the two men now charged with leading Washington into the future. pic.twitter.com/G9DUdspQPK
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 1, 2024
Quinn did a good job with the Cowboys’ defense, but who really cares? They gave up 42 points at home in their latest early playoff exit. They got sliced and diced by Jordan Love. They got totally clowned.
And what about Quinn’s Atlanta tenure? Two winning seasons, two losing seasons, a .500 season, and a Super Bowl choke job. He started 0-5 in 2020 and got canned.
This fan reaction is perfect:
“We hired the white Ron Rivera.” That’s perfect. I love it. If any Eagles fan is scared of Mike McCarthy, Dan Quinn, or Brian Daboll, you can get a dog.
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com