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Daniel Jones Has the Same Bed Time as Your Grandfather (and the New Giants Slogan Stinks)

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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Two exhibits here as to why the Giants will be utterly mediocre this year.

Exhibit A:

“Jones did admit he was not able to stay up for the entire game. Didn’t make it to the second half. It was late.” 

You’ve got to be kidding me. The game started at 8 p.m. and went final around 11:24 p.m. You’re telling me that alumnus Daniel Jones could not make it to 11:30 to watch Duke’s first win against a top-10 program since 1989? Don’t tell me that it’s Week 1 and he needs to rest up for the Cowboys. They don’t play until Sunday night and staying up on MONDAY watching television is nothing. When does this guy go to bed anyway? 9?

Exhibit B:

BE GIANT? It’s so boring that I can’t even think of anything to write here, so we’ll end the story.

Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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