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Don’t You Suggest CeeDee Lamb Can’t Hold His Liquor, Because He Can Definitely Hold His Liquor

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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CeeDee Lamb confirmed he and George Pickens got drunk in Vegas and missed curfew before the Cowboys/Raiders game and that’s why they were benched for the first series on Monday night. Lamb didn’t puke though. He wants to set the record straight. Everyone knows CeeDee Lamb knows how to handle his liquor:

You know what makes me think someone can’t hold their liquor? Being the guy who has to put it on record that you can hold your liquor. We all knew that guy in high school in college that told everyone they can outdrink anyone and then they’re curled up in ball hurling the rest of the night because they went too hard at the pregame. There’s no shame in the game, especially no shame in Vegas. Name a 26-year-old that hasn’t thrown up in Vegas, I’ll wait. Honestly, if Lamb got so fucked up the night before a game and then had five catches for 66 yards and a touchdown I’m actually impressed. That’s one of the all-time puke and rallies. Billy Bob-esque:

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Isn’t the funny part about all of this that the Cowboys are on their way to another forgettable season with Dak Prescott under center, guys are openly admitting breaking team rules, and it still feels like the vibes around the team at The Star are better than the vibes around the team at NovaCare? Maybe Jalen Hurts and AJ Brown need a nice night out in Atlantic City. The Vegas of the east coast.

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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