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Doug Pederson’s Post Game Speech Was So Goddamn Brilliant My Mind Is Kind of Blown
By Kyle Scott
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Fucking Stephen Hawking with a manly posture and a visor:
“You take whatever circumstance you have that week, and you just put it aside and you go dominate.”#FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/08mQVM2ShW
— Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) November 27, 2017
The Eagles are so good that even Doug Pederson’s post-game speeches lack a certain something. I wasn’t feeling this one. Of course there was the record mention (which I like!), but it felt a little flat… that is until the marathon analogy which was some borderline Confucius shit. Not only was it brilliant in its own regard, but it was also mathematically correct! The Eagles are 11 games into a 16-game season, so about 68.7%. And 18 miles into a 26.2-mile race? 68.7%. If you’d prefer to round up, 69%. Crusher just prematurely exploded our minds.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.