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Eagles Fans Wearing 49ers Jerseys Stab Each Other at In-N-Out Burger
By Kyle Pagan
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I can’t believe those God damn Eagles fans flew out to Santa Clara and stabbed some Raiders fans for fun. What a bunch of lower life scumbags going animal style at the In-N-Out:
Football season is byke! pic.twitter.com/gcqZxxLGo8
— Gen 🇵🇭🇺🇸 (@INDlVlDUALIST) August 27, 2023
Anarchy! One of the Eagles fans started poking holes in a dude like he was trying to cool down a Hot Pocket that just got out of the microwave (NSFW video on YouTube) –

Birds fans have been racking up some miles over the last couple of weekends. These fists are in mid-season form:
https://twitter.com/Graham_SFN/status/1693093751110128074?s=20
Animals, every last Eagles fan. Don’t let this guy’s passion fool you. He is out for blood. After he was done his little chant he allegedly kicked a puppy and stole some child’s ice cream:
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All the different numbers he has on that jersey are his number of victims over the last couple of seasons.
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com