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Every LA Rams Fan Came Out for the Super Bowl Parade

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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via Twitter (@jadamontemarano)

The first Super Bowl parade ever in LA! Feel the pageantry, the pomp, the excitement! –

Woof.

LA is a bad sports town outside of the Lakers, but I didn’t think it would look this bad. It makes sense why Matt Stafford had to practice a silent count at home.

I was at Game 3 of the Dodgers/Red Sox World Series when it went 18 innings. First, the entire stadium had plenty of seats open until the 3rd inning, and by the time the 10th rolled around a third of the stadium had left. It was on a Friday, too. It doesn’t shock me most of the people lining the streets of the Rams parade route were probably cube monkeys stuck walking to get lunch. And before I have Rams fans in my mentions, I understand you guys all decided to show up at the Coliseum for whatever reason. It still doesn’t make it less embarrassing you couldn’t fill an entire parade route:

This is how you throw a parade:

Photo Credit: Jennifer Corbett, The News Journal

If Joe Burrow has the coolest picture of all time smoking a cigar, this has to be the worst. Can someone get the Super Bowl QB a cigar cutter dammit? 

I feel like Matt Stafford has an alter ego. There’s dorky Matt, Super Bowl winning QB, who just had the first cigar of his life. Then there’s Frat Stafford who didn’t give a shit whether 10 people came or 10,000. He was going to get bombed off the 1942 with or without Rams fans:

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1494043959307427845?s=20&t=DAIPXVwXx9EXpHFh3rH3rw

 

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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