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Giants Fans are Dyeing their Schlongs Blue for Good Luck Against the Eagles

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

Published:

via Monday Night Football broadcast

I think this might be called smurfing:

Well the Giants are 4-16 in their last 20 against the Eagles so this guy went home plenty of times sad with a blue dick, so at what point do you just admit the good luck has run out? If you ask me, this guy just loves putting blue dye all over his Eli Manthing and having that kind of camaraderie with his buddies. Some people catch up at a bar, these fellas are tinting their Brian DaBalls. You know there’s some Eagles fan out there contemplating that if he doesn’t dye his tallywhacker green, then he’s not a real fan.

This Giants fan’s dick when the Eagles win by three scores:

 

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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