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Here’s Every Single Eagles-Related Mention from the NFL Schedule Release
By Kyle Pagan
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Pound for pound, the best schedule release was the Philadelphia Eagles’. I don’t care that it wasn’t as creative as the Chargers or Bears. You don’t need a fancy schedule release when you’re winning the Super Bowl. Let the trophy and the amazing score from the Philadelphia Orchestra do the talking:
Absolute cinema!
The Cowboys, on the other hand, mailed their schedule release in just like they did the 2024 season. Can you believe this is the best they could come up with when the social team didn’t have to work hard since before Christmas? They could’ve gotten this started after the Eagles kicked their ass in November. Woof:
Guess there aren’t many Abbott Elementary fans in Kansas City:
KC Cash Cab pic.twitter.com/WhXp3e4cbO
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) May 15, 2025
I’m all in on the rivalry between Eagles fans and Jared Verse:
Jared Verse gives his opinion (again) on Eagles fans pic.twitter.com/7jbSaYbBcK
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) May 15, 2025
Alright screw the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for this one:
This one was mean… pic.twitter.com/ugEIxdqcyn
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) May 15, 2025
Uhh…enjoy whatever this is:
uhh…sure pic.twitter.com/mRJ83vLBlb
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) May 15, 2025
This was a good caricature of what a Birds fan is. Can’t be mad at it when we all know a Joey. Fair play. The Giants crushed this one. Their bit about the Commanders fan named Robert who went by a bunch of names was good too:
Go Birds pic.twitter.com/V9f2QaZWyC
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) May 15, 2025
Wish the tattoo artist would’ve snuck a 38-7 somewhere in here:
The Vikings made fans get tattoos pic.twitter.com/AshvfSyBmM
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) May 15, 2025
Alright so we’ve acknowledged the Cowboys’ schedule release stunk, but you’ve gotta give credit where credit is due. This was a good Eagles impression. I would want this guy on my team in a game of charades:
Alright fine this was a good impression… pic.twitter.com/Ui2l4C07SN
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) May 15, 2025
The Chargers had a field day like they typically do. We had a Podcast P “Missing” Poster, a Save the Tush Push rally, and even the Exciting Whites. Plus a good Chiefs Super Bowl troll will always be good in my book:
We even got a nice jab at WIP. Someone on that social team is definitely from the Philly area with deep cuts like this:
Bonus: Chargers WIP mention
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) May 15, 2025
Well Reasoned
Informed
Patient pic.twitter.com/MTEM9PiQpa
It’s this easy, Jordan Love:
The Packers are trying to get this schedule release banned pic.twitter.com/yyDl0gLyPg
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) May 15, 2025
I’m sick of the Commies being cool. Them poking fun at themselves just elevates it. Need this entire franchise to be taken down a peg:
Commies Tycoon – Luvu Leap pic.twitter.com/UY7kkaDP67
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) May 15, 2025
The Bills used AI to create their schedule:
It’s not a violation because he didn’t say “Go Bills”. Part of me wants to believe AI not saying “Go Bills” is because he knew it was too close to “Go Birds” and didn’t want to upset anyone in Philly even though he’s a Cowboys fan. Just let me be naïve.
And finally the Philly Special, which still upsets Commies fans to this day so much that it turns their insides:
The Philly Special still makes Commies fans puke pic.twitter.com/DWoqdBDY2b
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) May 15, 2025
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com