Eagles

Hipster Writer Reviews Food at NFL Stadiums, Busts Out Every Philly Cliché in One Sentence

By Kyle Scott

Published: Sep 22nd, 2016 · 1:26 PM EDT

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Wil with one L Fulton of Thrillist sampled – or, more likely, just read the menu – of food items at every NFL stadium and wrote about the best in each. Naturally, he used the secret book as his source material:

Obviously, Philly’s pick needs to be a cheesesteak, right? Well, in true Philadelphian fashion, I said f*ck what everyone else thinks and just did what I want here. This mac & cheese consists of black cherry-smoked pulled pork or maple sugar-smoked pulled chicken and is graciously topped with Cool Ranch Doritos — or as Europeans call them, Cool American Doritos.

It is so good, even the trashiest Philly fan (who inherently would be in the running for trashiest fan in the country) wouldn’t toss a handful of this delicacy at a shoddy-looking Santa Claus with a torn ACL playing for the opposing team. And yes, it’s even better than milksteak.

You can follow Wil Fulton (@wilfulton) on Twitter or just go up to New York and throw at him some vinyl records steeped in barrel aged whiskey and housed in a limited-release sneaker attached to the first print edition of a fucking book you never heard of. I like stereotyping.

H/T to (@PhillyPartTwo)