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I Can’t Wait for the Giants to Be Humbled

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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I hate how cool the Giants are right now. Something is messed up in the space-time continuum. You want to know how you can cancel out a QB room with uber-dork Russell Wilson? You have Jaxson Dart feeding Jameis Winston W’s and being a dawg while heading into the medical tent:

I can’t believe this was the team that was a laughing-stock during the preseason last year. They let Saquon Barkley walk to a rival and the best part is it was all caught on film. The entire season we got to rub their face in it as we skated to a Super Bowl. I’m not used to cool QBs in New York. I’m used to them not even being able to close their mouths from catching flies. The good news is they can have the preseason because the start to their year is going to quickly humble them. Look at the first 10 weeks:

That looks like a 2-8 start if I’ve ever seen it. Brian Daboll and Joe Schoen might not even make it to Halloween if they don’t get their first win against the Saints. The NY media can’t wait to force a QB controversy. I think the team account already is actually:

And at the end of the day they’re still the Giants. Fans have no idea how to react to meaningless wins:

Preseason stats? We’re talking about preseason stats. If we went off of preseason stats 2015 Sam Bradford would’ve been the MVP.

P.S. This isn’t a scared post. I’m not scared. You’re scared. I’m a Super Bowl champion and you’re still the NY Giants at the end of the day. I can’t wait to dogwalk them on national television in Week 6.

P.P.S. Still not scared

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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