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In Lieu of Playoff Wins, Cowboys Offer Fans a Jerry Jones Hologram Experience
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The #Cowboys have unveiled an AI-driven hologram of Jerry Jones at AT&T Stadium. Fans can ask about his life, college at Arkansas, owning the Cowboys, etc. The technology can generate multiple responses, creating a lifelike conversation with Jerry Jones. pic.twitter.com/tMz1MM5Rcp
— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) September 7, 2023
What would you ask the Jerry Jones hologram? “Hey, why have you guys not sniffed the Super Bowl since the Bill Clinton administration?” That’s a good one. Could also ask why you’ve been to Blockbuster Video more recently than the Cowboys have been to the NFC Championship Game. There are plenty of great conversation starters here. Throw a little icebreaker in there to kick off the discussion.
Problem with this is we now have to deal with Jerry forever. In perpetuity. He is never going away. That’s alright, though, maybe the hologram will be involved in the draft process and player-personnel decision making. Jerry should come up with some kind of clause, where even after he passes into the afterlife, the hologram must be consulted on all decision making. Now that is proper tyrant behavior. I would respect that.
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com