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Inject The Last Episode of “Tom vs. Time” Into My Eyeballs
By Kyle Scott
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Yes. YES. Nothing will fuel me more than hate-watching that weird fuck Tom Brady lament losing the Super Bowl and the ensuing stain on his legacy. I need this encoded into DNA and pumped into my sporosomes.
A clip from the last episode of Tom vs. Time, which drops on Monday, was posted on Facebook today for your gleeful pleasure. And I use the term drop with great intention, so as to symbolize what it’s like when you roll out for a trick play and watch the ball squicle between your fingers.
Let’s see that pouty face:
Perfecto!
I, for one, can’t wait to see how Tom rationalizes losing to Nick Foles on the biggest stage. Really, this episode should be a clinic in spin, which took over a month to craft because the producer forgot to account for the possibility of the Eagles winning. The Eagles won the Super Bowl last month.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.