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It’s Officially Dallas Week Now That Someone Threw a “Dallas Sucks” Chain on the Rocky Statue

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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Rocky got a new chain:

The Rocky statue has had a busy week.

Someone put a pumpkin on his head on Mischief Night:

Now it’s getting the Dallas Week treatment. I love it! I think some people think this is a bad omen after opposing teams’ fans kept putting their jerseys on the statue during the playoffs. Me? No chance. The Rocky Statue is ours. We can do anything we want with it (like put pumpkin heads on top of it). Remember, jinxes and bulletin board material are only real when our opponents do it to us. Not the other way around. Orlando Arcia saying, “Atta Boy Harper” was an atrocity. Garrett Stubbs wanting to hop in the pool after clinching in Arizona was just guy talk. Dress up the Rocky statue whenever you want (within reason). What else is there to do? Have tourists come and take pictures in front of it while those dudes that always hang around it try to swindle $5 bucks from them?

The Dallas Cowboys aren’t coming into the Linc regardless and winning. Not around here pal.

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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