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Jaelan Phillips is So Excited to Be Out of the Miami Dumpster Fire
By Kyle Pagan
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This is such a funny quote from Jaelan Phillips. The little chef’s kiss he does mid answer is cracking me up:
Phillips just did the LeBron meme. Being traded to the Eagles is the greatest thing that’s happened to him in his entire life. This guy hasn’t stopped smiling since Johnny Airports cornered him at Philly International.
For context, he recently got engaged and has a kid on the way. That’s amazing. How much does the Miami Dolphins organization suck? It must be worse than you or I could even imagine. If you’re a Dolphins fan seeing this, does it even bother you? If anything, you should hope that Stephen Ross sees this and fires Mike McDaniel because players are thanking their lucky stars they’re out of Miami for Philadelphia. How crazy is that? Philadelphia is a destination for NFL players more than Miami is. Gotta love that.
Newly-acquired defensive back Jaire Alexander also was happy to be in Philly. He was born in Jefferson Hospital and grew up an Eagles fan:
Could’ve fooled me:
I will say I hate the #18. I’ve got worse memories of Dorial Green-Beckham and Jalen Reagor than I have good ones of Jeremy Maclin. That #18 is cursed.
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com