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Jake Tapper Disemboweled Eagle Haters and Left Their Entrails Strewn Across the CNN Situation Room Floor

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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All seven minutes of this are worth your time. Jake Tapper kept every single receipt and annihilated myriad doofuses and/or talking heads:

Oh my God. He killed them. Spared no one. “I’m glad you captured that on film, because that’s going to be the first line of your obituary, buddy.” Tapper smoked Joe Schoen, Chris Simms, the slovenly Shaun Morash, Nick Wright, Big Silzzz, Bill Simmons, and Screamin’ A Smith. Just smoked ’em.

And I’m sure they’ll gobble up the attention like the jamokes they are. If the goal of the provocateur is to let everyone in the world know you’re an idiot, congratulations, you have succeeded!

disclaimer: This is not a political post. Crossing Broad does not endorse the GOP or “the Democrat Party,” as Rush Limbaugh used to say. We’re apolitical. 

Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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