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Jalen Hurts Knew He Cooked With This Quote
By Kyle Pagan
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Add this quote about DeVonta Smith to the Jalen Hurts book:
Jalen hurts being asked about devonta smith clutch catch Lmaoo pic.twitter.com/12Fq1u1O8c
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That little laugh was his tell that he knew he was about to cook. How long do you think he had that one in the chamber? There’s no chance that was right off the dome as much as I want to believe it was. You think he started developing it after that huge play that got the Eagles in the redzone? Had to be. You don’t just come up with that on the spot. You can see him trying to remember the quote he told himself on the sideline midway through the fourth quarter. I think he wanted to add more too, but didn’t want to get to greedy so he ended with, “What else could you ask for?” The robot short circuited for a second. He didn’t want to ruin a good branding opportunity. His team will have that one trademarked by sundown. There are shirts and coffee mugs need to be sold. Nike needs another clip to market in case we go back to back.
I love it. My QB is a winning cyborg. The tush pushing bridge troll. It was a banner night for Hurts quotes:
Who knew Chris Jones was just a hot take talking head? Get that guy a job on ESPN. How do you actually say that shit? That’s the biggest sore loser thing I’ve ever heard. The Chiefs are cooked if their defensive leader is more worried about Hurts’ stats than he is about the scoreboard. Crazy. I can’t believe Hurts and the Philadelphia Eagles have taken the Chiefs’ souls. Three straight wins. Two in Arrowhead. Imagine if this was Josh Allen or Joe Burrow who did it. All of the headlines would be how they slayed the giants. Ending the dynasty. With Hurts it’s all about how unfair the Tush Push is and rules analysts like Dean Blandino crashing out on live television. This Eagles team has broken people’s brains and I absolutely love it. We’ve got cocky Sirianni YEETING challenge flags and pointing first downs, the beef up front creating holes you could drive a truck full of Tastykakes through, and the entire Internet losing their fucking mind. It’s a really good time to be an Eagles fan. Go Birds!
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com