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Jason Kelce is Out Here Giving Fans Asthma Attacks by Purely Existing and Signing Babies

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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Photo: @Newheightshow on Twitter

This girl had no shot:

@gaygardins

When your autism and asthma hit simultaneously 🥰😮‍💨… #meetingyouridols #onedaywellworkourwayuptoanautograph #gobirds #kelcebrothers #americancenturychampionship #jasonkelce #phillykid #asthma #newheightspodcast #eaglesautism @Travis Kelce @Kylie Kelce @Philadelphia Eagles

♬ original sound – Gay Gardins

Imagine just your pure existence could take someone’s breath away. Reactions that are typically saved for A-list actors and world-famous pop stars are now replicated for former NFL centers. It’s Jason Kelce’s world right now and we’re all just living in it.

Jason might’ve been the most famous person in Lake Tahoe on a weekend when A-List celebrity after A-List celebrity played in the American Century Celebrity tournament. Rob McElhenney, Jerry Rice, Charles Barkley calling himself a fat fuck after a bad shot:

All of them didn’t have a fan base like the Kelce brothers:

They’re legitimate rock stars.

Then he went and signed a baby. Man of the people:

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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