Eagles

Jonathan Gannon Is Spreading Fake News in Arizona

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Apr 21st, 2023 · 12:55 PM EDT

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Fake news out of Arizona:

#Cardinals HC Jonathan Gannon talking about his comfortability with the media, but mentions how difficult it could be in Philadelphia.

Mentions how they were 9-0 and people wanted him fired.

"If you want to come call the defense, have at it."pic.twitter.com/Gl4K7wwKSH

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) April 21, 2023

That’s a sack of shit lie!

As the VP of QGannon one of our core principles is to not spread lies. Next time I see Jonathan Gannon I’ll have to remind him of that. Honestly only like two people in the media wanted him fired: Seth Joyner and Angelo Cataldi. No self-respecting Eagles fan gives a shit about either of their opinions. Seth wanted one of the best Eagles defenses in franchise history to be 10% more aggressive. Cataldi just wanted something to bitch about for four hours to pass the time until retirement. It’s not like Jeff McLane was in NovaCare every Tuesday asking Jonathan Gannon why he has a job. Nobody who covers a professional sports team with an ounce of credibility would say they want a coach fired at a presser. I think Gannon is confusing “the media” with WIP callers. Johnny from South Philly doesn’t get a credential no matter how much he thinks he could cover the team better than ESP.

It’s been a tough couple of months for QGannon. If it wasn’t for Elon Musk we’d be the biggest laughingstock in the country.

P.S. Is that a new rug coming in for JG? The top looks a lot fuller than his press conference:

Haven’t seen a surface with that much plugs since the Sodfather fucked up the Super Bowl field.

What? Come on. You know I had to get off one Sodfather joke in here.