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Josh Allen Has More Tush Push Touchdowns Than Jalen Hurts This Year and it’s Crickets From the Media
By Kyle Pagan
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Josh Allen has more Tush Push touchdowns than Jalen Hurts, but you won’t hear NFL fans complaining that Allen is a Tush Push merchant:
It’s funny that you don’t hear a peep about this, especially the hypocrisy of a team that tried to ban it this summer, from anyone in the national media. That’s fine. We know that all sports arguments aren’t created equally. Maybe they don’t talk about it because it doesn’t fit their narrative. Maybe people don’t talk about it because Allen is the reigning MVP and a bona fide top-5 passer in the NFL. Maybe they don’t talk about it cause he really stinks at running the Tush Push. Whatever this is isn’t a football play:
When people complain how ugly the play is, they should point to Josh Allen and not Jalen Hurts. The Eagles look like a symphony constructing beautiful music compared to whatever the fuck that was. But still, the gripes from announcers to people on social media couldn’t be more different:
Still, we have to ban the Tush Push ’cause it is too hard for referees to officiate it. But make sure we ban QB sneaks though, too, because obviously that’s way too complicated for referees to police as well:
I don’t think there has ever been more arguments lost when it comes to a certain topic in the history of debate. Anti-Tush Push arguments are like the Washington Generals and Eagles fans are the Harlem Globetrotters. We’ve whooped your ass every single time you’ve moved the goal posts so badly we’re hanging on the rim and flushing it from half court. I’ve never seen such a lopsided debate. It’s almost impossible to be wrong as many times as people against the Tush Push have been, yet they hav,e and yet more people will find even dumber arguments to make.
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com