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Kayvon Thibodeaux Says there are Statistics Showing that Eagles Fans are Idiots

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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Kayvon Thibodeaux had some words for Eagles fans on Kevin Hart’s Cold As Balls show:

It’s kind of ironic he says this as former Eagles fan Abdul Carter gets ready to line up on the other side of the Giants’ D line this season, but I’m sure that’ll be an interesting conversation when they meet. And hey, listen, are there some dumb Philly fans? Absolutely. Read our Facebook comments some time. Listen to WIP for two minutes. But every fanbase has these fans.

Btw, there’s statistics?

Are there statistics out there that we’re fucking idiots? I must’ve never seen them. Is it one of those random Twitter accounts that just makes up fake lists for engagement that everyone falls for? Like one of these:

You’d think a guy from an organization that believed in Daniel Jones for so long wouldn’t be throwing stones. You’d think a guy from an organization that let Saquon walk wouldn’t be talking shit about intelligence. Then again we’re not talking about the most brilliant guy either:

And don’t worry, I know this city isn’t the gold star when it comes to brilliance. I remember seeing this meme floating around the Internet during the Eagles Super Bowl run:

So what that we don’t have the greatest SAT scores? Don’t blame it on Eagles fans, blame it on the Philadelphia School District. As long as we know how to spell E-A-G-L-E-S who the hell cares? Here’s the full episode: Kevin Hart Gets Schooled by Kayvon Thibodeaux… in a Freezing Cold Tub! | Cold As Balls

Kinkead: Speaking of “fucking idiots,” I’m old enough to remember when Giants fans tried to set Daniel Jones’ jersey on fire using PAM cooking spray.

Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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