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Landon Dickerson Stopped by TSA Because he had C4 in his Bag
By Kyle Pagan
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Thursday night, Landon Dickerson got up close and personal with a TSA agent after the agent found he had some C4, the pre-workout, in his carry-on:
Landon Dickerson getting a cup check from TSA cause he packed “C4” pre-workout😂 pic.twitter.com/VQPPRDiSx2
— The Wooderboys (@wooderboys) February 25, 2022
via Landon Dickerson IG
Hey TSA, take it easy over there. That’s a future All Pro’s junk you’re fondling.
You know how I know Landon Dickerson is a future All-Pro? He’s bringing C4 on his vacation because there are ‘No Days Off.’ He knows he’s about to anchor the right side of the Eagles’ line for the next 12 years, and you don’t become one of the best Big Uglies in the league not getting better every single day. Obviously TSA skips leg day if they’re pulling Landon aside for some C4 in his bag. Does this look like a guy who skips leg day?
Landon Dickerson tore his ACL in the SEC Championship Game.
Today, he’s doing cartwheels in the middle of Mac Jones' interview 😂 pic.twitter.com/PU6u9F5f8O
— SEC Network (@SECNetwork) March 30, 2021
That’s a 330 pound man two months after he tore his ACL cartwheeling right in front of the camera. Landon Dickerson’s never seen a leg day he didn’t like. You know who else hasn’t? Me and Bryce Harper. Two gym rats always chasing that perfect rep. You can’t spell legendary without leg day:
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Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com