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M.J. vs. LeBron: We Have to Set Up a Chug-Off Between the Friday Beers Guy and the Eagles Tailgating Legend

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Dec 6th, 2023 · 10:56 AM EST

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This dude is going super viral for sitting at a table before the Patriots game and ripping beers with fans:

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What a gig. Make $440, catch a nice buzz, and you don’t have to take your clothes off? Sign me up.

I just can’t believe these Pats fans went down so easy. The dynasty really is dead. Don’t get me wrong, this guy is a professional, but you can’t tell me if this was 10 years ago and Tom Brady was under center there would be some guy from Southie in a Matt Light jersey smoking this dude. Alcoholism runs through Boston like Paul Revere on horseback.

I did a little bit of a dive on this guy and saw he was here for the Birds/Bills game challenging Eagles fans to some sort of beer chess:

 

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I don’t type this lightly: that was one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen in my life.

My favorite part of the video is at the end where they just kind of look around and wonder what’s next:

No handshake. No congrats. Just two guys with a tummy full of suds wondering why they just did that.

We gotta somehow link this giant up with Eagles tailgating legend Danny, the Got Drunk, Got High, Got Tasered guy, who has been punishing people in lots since before social media was even a thing:

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Let Jason know he’s got next @New Heights #eaglesfan #eaglesfans #flyeaglesfly #gobirds #eagles #philly #tailgate #jasonkelce #fyp #fypphilly #eaglesfootball #eaglesnation

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This is what M.J. vs. LeBron could’ve been. Two Sultans of the Suds going head to head would be must watch television. One guy showed you the blueprint and the other is ready to carry the torch for the next generation. It would be like Brady vs. Pat Mahomes in the Super Bowl. We gotta get Ronny back down to the Linc for this. We also probably have to spend 90 minutes finding Danny again.

It’ll be fun had by all. After, he can see if he can win in the ball game: