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Mascots Are Now Making Business Decisions to Not Engage With Philly Fans on Twitter

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Oct 8th, 2023 · 1:35 PM EDT

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The Rams mascot saw Phillies fans disembowel Blooper this weekend and decided I’m good: 

That’s what we call a business decision. I wouldn’t be surprised if every team that faces the Phillies, Eagles, Sixers, and Flyers this year are sending memos to their mascots that tell them not to engage with Philly fans no matter what. I’d rather be Sean Murphy today than whoever runs the Blooper Twitter account. Blooper has spent the last 72 hours in hell. All they could muster was a little whimper last night:

well said. regroup and get back at it on Monday 👊 https://t.co/QAjRVefnEI

— Blooper (@BlooperBraves) October 8, 2023

And then the disemboweling picked up just where it left off:

Tweet through the pain you DHGate mascot

— Kyle From San Francisco (@kylepaganCB) October 8, 2023

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— nola is my dad (@Suhhh_Kiiid) October 8, 2023

Hi Blooper, did you enjoy tonight’s game

— RED OCTOBER Von Bro Dude (@ericjfink) October 8, 2023

Taking a trip to Epstein island for the off day? pic.twitter.com/O91pEPoPzh

— jerrys a bitch (@couchpotat0J0e) October 8, 2023

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— Philly Sports Sufferer (@mccrystal_alex) October 8, 2023

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— RING THAT BELL JOE (@JWaeghe) October 8, 2023

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— Ringo (@showtimeXXIX) October 8, 2023

Now was this Rampage only a couple days ago? Sure:

Go get ‘em, King.

— Rampage (@RampageNFL) October 7, 2023

I’m going to chalk this up to some mascot brotherhood thing. But if Rampage crosses the line again we won’t hesitate to release the dogs on him. This is a warning to all mascots out there. Philly fans are not ones to be messed with.