Eagles

Nick Sirianni Might Not Keep His Head Shaved Despite 3-0 Streak

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Oct 29th, 2024 · 10:14 AM EDT

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Nick Sirianni doesn’t know if he’s going to keep the shaved head:

“I buzzed my head, alright… shaved is a lot different” 😂

Nick Sirianni is asked about the Eagles’ three-game winning streak following his buzz cut. The head coach went on to discuss the mental toughness of his 5-2 football team | @Lundy_Law pic.twitter.com/jcZ7O0odt4

— NBC Sports Philadelphia (@NBCSPhilly) October 27, 2024

Listen, I’m going to need Mrs. Sirianni to suck it up for a little longer. Only until after February. I’m sorry the Thanksgiving and Christmas pictures are going to look like shit, but these are the sacrifices everyone needs to make when something is going this good. There will be more holidays. What’s the tradeoff? Good holiday pictures, but a pissed off husband because the Eagles lost again? Do we want to go back to that? Absolutely not. Let Nick BIC! Let Nick BIC!

There’s no need to mess with the powers that be when the Eagles are 3-0 since he went full Britney Spears. The stars are aligned, they have a +49 point differential, didn’t have one turnover in October, and a large share of the reason is because Nick is on the sideline with a clean bean. It is a rebirth. Less time combing your hair in the morning and more time spent on football.

We’ve come a long way since Eagles fans wanted to feed Sirianni to the heroin addicts in Kensington three weeks ago:

IMAGINE TURNING ESPN ON AND HEARING

“NICK SIRIANNI AS A COACH… THE ONLY THING WE GAINED IN THIS BYE WEEK WAS D*CKHEAD HAIRCUT. FIRE THIS GUY AND FEED HIM TO THE HEROIN ADDICTS IN KENSINGTON.”

Weekly addition… PAT MCAFEE HAS DONE WONDERS 💀💀💀
pic.twitter.com/Z9BdE5DrHL https://t.co/frsksfDLWo

— MLFootball (@_MLFootball) October 14, 2024

“Many Men” plays during Eagles practice as Nick Sirianni looks on pic.twitter.com/ALika0rjum

— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) October 16, 2024