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Nolan Smith’s Best Rep of the Year Comes Against PETA
By Kyle Pagan
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Who knew Nolan Smith had this kind of fire in his belly? Not on the football field at least. Maybe we should get someone in the locker room to talk shit on Uga XI next year so he can take it out on the opposing QB, Bobby Boucher style. Apparently Georgia doesn’t mess around when it comes to the winningest DAWG in school history:
I have no clue what your problem is, but don’t talk about our DAWG!!! Go fight some real battles like the FDA!!Allowing a lot of antibiotics to be pumped into our food every day, but you pick a fight with a bulldog that’s the most winningest in Georgia history!!!#GoDawgs https://t.co/cWAPw54vfm
— Nolan Smith II (@SmithNoland2) January 25, 2024
Is Nolan Smith insinuating the FDA killed two time champion Uga X??? What were in those Beggin’ Strips???
God, I hate PETA. I think people would take their message more seriously if they didn’t come off like insufferable assholes 24/7. Uga X lived a better life than like 40% of the United States. Dude is in some air conditioned dog house just huffing and puffing, with 24/7 care, has his car washed and his clothes cleaned and three square meals a day, plus treats. I’d change lives with UGA tomorrow. 11 years of belly rubs and bones? Sign me up.
I can also bite Auburn players and not get suspended by the NCAA? Imagine if John Harbaugh tried to bite a player. He’d get the chair:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com