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Philly Area Crackers Love Antonio Brown and Antonio Brown Loves Philly Area Crackers

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Mar 28th, 2024 · 1:26 PM EDT

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The Crackers at Shipley baseball ran into AB in a Florida airport. There were more “Go Birds” in this video than in Jetro on gameday:

Crackers love AB – AB loves Crackers 🚀

Generational run continues 📈 #CTESPN pic.twitter.com/HBUKxOI6tE

— AB (@AB84) March 28, 2024

The generational run continues.

CTESPN is the hottest media company in the country right now. Everyone wants to know who AB’s Cracker of the Day is going to be next:

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN #Head pic.twitter.com/DT1Kpwz8XK

— AB (@AB84) March 28, 2024

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN 😂 pic.twitter.com/slsTgMpkyB

— AB (@AB84) March 25, 2024

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN

The Shrug = Greatness #EddieMunster pic.twitter.com/qSZk7qPsru

— AB (@AB84) March 22, 2024

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN

Clayton Bigsby 😂 pic.twitter.com/wtzHbdM326

— AB (@AB84) March 23, 2024

It’s a bastion of honor for white people. This was what it used to be like to wait an entire SportsCenter back in the day to see who was #1 on Top 10 plays.

And you can’t tell me CTESPN isn’t a legit media brand. They’re expanding:

#CTESPN BREAKING NEWS😈@TeannaTrump added to CTESPN staff pic.twitter.com/YeDohYNEWI

— CTESPNNetwork (@CtespnN) March 28, 2024

They’re breaking major sports news:

Sources: #CTESPN BREAKING NEWS

Russell Wilson has agreed to a 1 year deal with the Pittsburgh Steelers

— CTESPNNetwork (@CtespnN) March 8, 2024

It takes a real businessman to be able to build a brand off of his brain disease. Susan G. Komen would be proud.

Now is AB kind of a piece of shit that does piece of shit things off the field? Of course. But name me a media mogul who isn’t an asshole. I’ve never seen Rupert Murdoch yapping it up with poors in the airport terminal. CTESPN: The Worldwide Leader in Crackers.