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Revolting Dallas Cowboys Take Micah Parsons with the 12th Pick

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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from Cowgirls Twitter

Schefter says these douchebags wanted him at 10:

Parsons is damn good. Stud. Best linebacker in the draft. That’s gotta suck if you’re a Penn State fan who supports the Birds, since once of the best players to come out of Happy Valley in the last decade is now gonna play for Jerry Jones.

But knowing the Cowboys, they’ll find a way to win the offseason and then underachieve anyway. They’ll inevitably stink.

(One positive thing here is that Jaycee Horn and Patrick Surtain went off the board before Dallas was up, which keeps them out of the NFC East entirely)

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Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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