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Shout Out to this Eagles Fan Helping Stateside Live! With its Makeover
By Kyle Pagan
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Stateside Live is in the middle of a $20 million renovation and this Eagles fan just wanted to help out:
We don’t condone misdemeanor destruction of property here at Crossing Broad, but if you’re in the middle of a renovation now is the best time for an Eagles fan to swing a giant stanchion through your glass doors. That’s what we call in the biz a sunk cost. That’s an insurance claim that’s just going to get roped in with the hundreds of other ones that happen on a years-long construction site. One day it’s a guy going full Schwarbomb on your glass panels and another day Bobby on the site breaks an ankle fooling around on the excavator. The glass in those doors is 20+ years old anyway. Imagine the amount of finger smudges and vomit that are caked on it from drunk people of past. If you ask me, this Eagles fan was just helping.
Here’s another angle. That is what Kevin Patullo’s offense in the second half does to a guy:
Can this guy play right field? Phils might need a bench bat for a Red October run:
Gotta be a top-5 hangover when this guy wakes up. Not only are you now on the hook for destruction of property, you’re all over the Internet. If we’re being honest, though, he looks cool as hell doing this. First, you need like seven bouncers to hold the door to keep you out and now you have your elite swing on wax for all the scouts to see. Look at that picture up there. Eye on the ball, hands coming through the zone, didn’t dip the shoulder. That’s impressive. Those stanchions aren’t easy to swing. You ever try to pick one up? The weight distribution is all over the place. He lifted that thing up like nothing and swung it like a twig.
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com