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Steve Weatherford Clings to his Philly Hate Desperately Because it’s All he Has
By Jim Adair
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Steve Weatherford went in on Philadelphia and Eagles fans on Twitter again yesterday because he doesn’t have a job, so what else is there to do? He hit all the marks.
He’s got dad jokes:
—-BREAKING NEWS—-
Per League Source: pic.twitter.com/okNV77vwP1— Steve Weatherford (@Weatherford5) January 14, 2016
He’s that loser that says “OOOOH” after his own dig, even if no one else does:
The ignorance of your fans… No class, no integrity, NO RINGS. {drops mic, chucks the deuces}
https://t.co/Rirw4XmkFE— Steve Weatherford (@Weatherford5) January 14, 2016
You can beat the GIANTS 100x in a row… You'll still never have CLASS….. #OrARing
{Burn Victim☝🏼️ Send the 🚒}
— Steve Weatherford (@Weatherford5) January 14, 2016
(he’s also a 33-year-old man who says “chuck the dueces”)
He’d never take his family to Philadelphia:
I'd never take my family there…
There's things in life more important than $.— Steve Weatherford (@Weatherford5) January 14, 2016
No sire. There’s no class there. It’s dangerous. It’s not a beautiful heavenly landscape of smiles and joy like New York Jersey.
He makes up obviously fake stories about old women knowing who he is:
That 1time I had flight connect n Philly- 80+ yr old woman n a little rascal scooter runs my foot over,“F U Weatherford! phillys not a dump”
— Steve Weatherford (@Weatherford5) January 14, 2016
He thinks he’s clever as shit by pointing out that Rocky is, in fact, fictional:
Simply put….
The Con list is much lengthier than the….
Pro list: 1)Rocky (he's fake) https://t.co/snpKB4pX4V— Steve Weatherford (@Weatherford5) January 14, 2016
Really though, this dude is the worst, but I can’t help but feel sad for him. He’s out of work, he’s clinging to these false loyalties like pro football is more than a business, and he keeps touting his “rings” to people even though he did the least on that team to earn them. He’s really the NFL version of that guy who peaked in high school and still wears his varsity jacket around. He thinks he’s clever and he thinks he’s cool, but we’re all just feeling bad for him.
Also he looks like someone gave the Captain America super soldier serum to Ted Cruz and I can’t stop thinking about that.
[via BlackSportsOnline]
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.