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The Eagles are Having Draft Prospects Shoot Basketballs on a Mini Hoop

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Mar 2nd, 2022 · 11:13 AM EST

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We have found this year’s Rock, Paper, Scissors. The Eagles have draft prospects shooting baskets on a mini hoop during interviews at the combine:

#UNC QB Sam Howell was asked if he’s had any strange questions from teams. No strange questions, but said the Eagles had him shoot a basketball on a mini hoop.

“I only made like 2 of 5, so I’m probably not high on their board right now” 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/7q3oyexQbg

— Trevor Sikkema (@TampaBayTre) March 2, 2022

You can remove Sam Howell from your Eagles mock drafts entirely. Good on Nick Sirianni to make sure Philadelphia fans will never have to root for someone who can’t shoot foul shots ever again. Philly is over athletes that can’t go above 60% from the line. There’s no better test of intestinal fortitude than shooting foul shots in a room full of dudes holding in their farts from last night’s steak dinner at St. Elmo’s. Can’t knock down all five? Can’t handle this fanbase.

Eagles fans are going to bitch that this is stupid. “WAHHHH! What does this matter if he can play QB?” Shuttttt upppppp. Sirianni was playing Rock, Paper, Scissors last year and that landed us DeVonta Smith, Landon Dickerson, Milton Williams, and Kenny G. Quit your bitching. Howie and Sirianni are doing a number on the league. Hit the music:

Howie on a world of his own pic.twitter.com/dqO7rX0Gse https://t.co/pR1VKYenGr

— melo stan account (@mooosetradamus) March 2, 2022