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The Eagles Canceled Practice Today and Beat Writers Are FREAKING OUT
By Kyle Scott
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Bit of a dick move today by the Eagles, who canceled the ALL IMPORTANT MEDIA AVAILABILITY session at sort of the last minute because of the impending thunderstorms, which were forecasted by the kinda-under-the-radar-hot Michelle Grossman, (shoutout to the guy who puts together supercuts of local news women!), among others, last night.
Eagles beat writers, somewhat understandably, no like. Look [Tweet aggregation includes a mini Les Bowen meltdown for your viewing pleasure!]:
But as it turns out – and I know this will be difficult to believe – the world doesn’t revolve around Eagles beat writers, and practice was canceled altogether so no one dies in a lighting strike (though I can’t imagine Tebow would allow such a thing):
No doubt it’s frustrating, especially for someone like Jimmy Kempski, who lives in North Jersey (WHY, JIMMY? WHY?!), and the Eagles probably could’ve figured this all out sooner. Of course, had they canceled media availability or practice at 9 a.m., and then wound up practicing anyway if the forecast turned out to be wrong… you know there would’ve been complaints about SECRETIVE CHIP JUST TRYING AVOID THE MEDIA!
Expect very negative Eagles coverage tomorrow.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.