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This Jonathan Gannon Meeting is Something
By Kyle Pagan
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And by something I mean chills inducing! If this doesn’t make you want to run through a brick wall than you must not have any fire in your gut:
Cardinals’ HC Jonathan Gannon tries to set the tone for the season in the latest episode of #CardsFlightPlan, “Coach and the Coordinators”.
Now available on Cardinals YouTube channel: https://t.co/c6IWkLjvlw pic.twitter.com/sXbislaAFv
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 1, 2023
Zach Ertz was:
Here’s the entire thing:

Lets break it down…
Did they put JG’s office in the lobby? This looks like every school secretary’s setup I’ve ever seen:
What can’t this guy do? Coach football, sign for packages, and call your mom if you have to go home early from school cause your tummy aches. The monogram water bottle is a nice touch.

Everyone is saying the Cardinals are going to 1-16. They’re saying JG is going to be one and done. Jesus was persecuted too. No one knows more about that than JG. You can’t put a price on a Catholic school education. Teaching values for life:
Gannon’s high school coach 100% required everybody who suited up for him to buy his book before training camp started like that one Philosophy teacher you had in college. Probably didn’t even quiz them on it. Just wanted the commission. That’s just good business sense:
Get it? Minisoda! Cause it sounds like Minnesota! LOL
Dawg Mentality:
There’s no shot Uncle Fester is going to make it in the Arizona sun. Going from Minnesota to Arizona is like going from Jalen Hurts to Kyler Murray:
This Cardinals season is going to the moon!
The Cardinals really hired Michael Scott lmfao pic.twitter.com/V0Y7u0Qhpq
— Ravens Realest 🐦⬛ (@Ravens_Realest) February 17, 2023
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com